Former HP CEO John Rubinstein, holding one of his company’s stupid black rectangular failures.

Former HP CEO John Rubinstein, holding one of his company’s stupid black rectangular failures.

YEESSSSSS!

YEESSSSSS!

Berhinger’s bigger and blacker rectangle.

Berhinger’s bigger and blacker rectangle.

This. A thousand times this.

This. A thousand times this.

Black Rectangle? More like Flat Rectangle!

Black Rectangle? More like Flat Rectangle!

Black Rectangle gives your phone a cinematic view.

Black Rectangle gives your phone a cinematic view.

Kyobo Black Rectangle is a color e-reader. Holy balls!

The Black Rectangle Rises!
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The Black Rectangle Rises!

thisistheverge:

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Sure, if that’s your thing… 

Muggers don't want Black(berry) Rectangles?

And according to the Ministry of Magic, neither do most Muggels!

(Lame Harry P joke. You’re welcome.)

Not technically a Black Rectangle, but the Kindle Touch is dead simple to root

So, not much to be done by jailbreaking at the moment, but at least its a big step to improving on the default menues.